I Just Lost My Appetite…
Frame Shop | Moscow, ID, USA
(A customer comes in with “artistic” nude pictures of herself and her husband, and throws them on the counter.)
Customer: “What kind of frame should I put on these? They are going in the kitchen.”
Me: “The kitchen, huh? Well, I can start you off with a few options.” *I show her a few frames*
Customer: “…and how much would this be?”
Me: “$350.00 each.”
Customer: “For $350.00 I’d expect something a little more… phallic.”
Umm. Hmmm. What to possible say in response?
ReplyDeleteWhat does a phallic frame look like?
That's really quite odd.
ReplyDeleteGood 'point' (lol) K, what does a phallic frame look like?
I know, so baffling. I'm imagining little clay doodles coming off the corners. With hanging ball sacs. Perhaps thats just me though.
ReplyDelete... Oh my.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in college, I held a job at a customer service call center that handled adult novelties. You'd expect to hear this there.
In a frame shop? They had to be having a joke at the clerk's expense.
Then again, I lived in that part of the country for many years, so I can't say I'm all that surprised by the location.
I'm diving back into some of these posts, but had to leave a drive-by. I'm tossing a link to you on my blog so I can keep up - please let me know if you'd rather I didn't.
Hey SM, welcome and hope you enjoy. I'm stealthily delving through your archives too.
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