Clothing Store
Manchester, UK
Customer: “Oi you! I need a coat and it’s not here!”
Me: “Certainly miss, do you have the catalogue number?”
Customer: “No! I’ve told you it’s not here!”
Me: “Okay, describe it.”
Customer: “I want one that will keep me dry and warm in winter, but cool in summer.”
Me: “Sorry, we don’t stock magic coats.”
Customer: “Well, where could I f***ing find one like it?!”
Me: “… Narnia?”
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