Me : I really want to get a cat. I'm trying to figure out how to convince M to get one.
Boss: You don't want a cat, they die after ten years
(!!??? First I've heard of this phenomenon)
Me : (Laughing) What, so I should get a dog instead? They don't die?
Boss : No but....just don't get a cat
Me : So this is why you don't have a gf/wife?
Boss : Get a cockatoo, they live for 100 years!
Me : This is how you rationalise your Pet-Free existence....
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5 kindred spirits ~ This bugs them too!:
Buy M one for his birthday.
My problem will be getting H to STOP buying cats. When we buy a house, the cat floodgate will open.
Re your boss - what a random rationalisation!
K - I don't really know you, but now i don't really like you.
Your boss, despite being a Queensland supporter is still up there in my boks.
P.S. No cats - unless it is one of the ones that looks like a tiger!
Hahahah DOWN M! No attacking the readers.
K can be forgiven for not knowing that M hates cats, hence why we don't already have one.
And we looked into the mini-tiger option and apparently they're really nasty as pets.
M - I have other qualities! You'll learn to love me!
WEIRD? What does he think about his own exsistance? He does realise he will die?
Re mini tiger, Yes I told you that and it's 100% true...
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