This will go perfectly with the fridge...

I Just Lost My Appetite…

Frame Shop | Moscow, ID, USA

(A customer comes in with “artistic” nude pictures of herself and her husband, and throws them on the counter.)

Customer: “What kind of frame should I put on these? They are going in the kitchen.”

Me: “The kitchen, huh? Well, I can start you off with a few options.” *I show her a few frames*

Customer: “…and how much would this be?”

Me: “$350.00 each.”

Customer: “For $350.00 I’d expect something a little more… phallic.”

5 kindred spirits ~ This bugs them too!:

K said...
January 29, 2009 10:51 AM

Umm. Hmmm. What to possible say in response?

What does a phallic frame look like?

.:.:. Reanan .:.:. said...
January 29, 2009 10:56 AM

That's really quite odd.

Good 'point' (lol) K, what does a phallic frame look like?

Dataceptionist said...
January 29, 2009 4:47 PM

I know, so baffling. I'm imagining little clay doodles coming off the corners. With hanging ball sacs. Perhaps thats just me though.

Sadistic Manager said...
March 05, 2009 3:08 PM

... Oh my.

When I was in college, I held a job at a customer service call center that handled adult novelties. You'd expect to hear this there.

In a frame shop? They had to be having a joke at the clerk's expense.

Then again, I lived in that part of the country for many years, so I can't say I'm all that surprised by the location.

I'm diving back into some of these posts, but had to leave a drive-by. I'm tossing a link to you on my blog so I can keep up - please let me know if you'd rather I didn't.

Dataceptionist said...
March 05, 2009 3:15 PM

Hey SM, welcome and hope you enjoy. I'm stealthily delving through your archives too.

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