Oh, so Stupid!

From Runaway Bride To Ex-Wife

Video Rental Store | Texas, USA

(A few years ago I was working at a video store when there were still late fees, and this exchange occurred after I scanned a couple’s rentals:)

Me: “Okay, sir, with the late fee from your last rental, your total is $9.50.”

Husband: “What do you mean a late fee? I ALWAYS return my movies on time, so you need to remove that late fee right now!”

Me: “Well sir, you returned–”

Husband: “I said I ALWAYS return my movies on time and you need to remove that late fee right now! I’m not paying this!”

Me: “Then you won’t be renting these movies tonight. All late fees must be paid before renting again.”

Husband: “I’m NOT paying this, so you better take it off now!”

Wife: “What movie is this late fee for anyway? We ALWAYS return our movies on time!”

Me: “This is for Runaway Bride with Julia Roberts. You rented it on the 6th and it was due on the 11th, but you didn’t return it until the 15th. ”

Husband: “Oh yeah, that’s right, we never got around to watching it. I’ll pay for it.”

Wife: “We never rented Runaway Bride and I was out of town on the 6th.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, it’s showing that Jennifer rented the title.”

Wife: “Who is Jennifer?” *pauses and her face becomes red* “Oh, that b***h!”

(The wife proceeds to slap her husband, takes the keys and drives away, leaving her husband in the store.)

Husband: “Well, I guess I deserved that, huh?”

Me: “Sir, you put your mistress on your account?”

Husband: “Yeah, she likes movies…”

Me: “You are aware that she could have opened her own account for free, right?”

Husband: “Oh s***, really?”

4 kindred spirits ~ This bugs them too!:

K said...
August 18, 2008 1:01 PM

I think I would have been on the floor in hysterics laughing at that man.
People can be soooo stupid!

Reanan said...
August 18, 2008 8:49 PM

Oh come on... surely this story is too good (read too stupid) to be true?

If I found out about my husbands mistress even existed much less was renting movies on my account I would be doing a little more than slapping.

Dataceptionist said...
August 19, 2008 9:26 AM

@ Reanan~
Ahhh see You THINK too stupid but we know these people exist.

hahahaha in public? At at home?

Reanan said...
August 20, 2008 9:44 AM

I am deeply concerned that these 'people' exsist.

I dont think I'd be able to contain myself public. Open a can of whoop ass!

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