Backstreets flat Alright!

EXHIBIT A



EXHIBIT B


One of these boy bands is fictional. One is not.
You would be forgiven for not knowing which one is for real, and which is taking the piss.
For my part, I think the Backstreet Boys (lol, typo, I wrote BayStreet Boys initially, which sounds like some sort of low-key jazz band out of San Francisco that performs at RSL's)

Ahem. I think the Backstreet Boys may have done their dash. Their lyrics are shocking.
EXHIBIT C-
I'm a house of cards in a hurricane
A reckless ride in the pouring rain
She cuts me and the pain is all I wanna feel
When did song lyrics become so crap? There's a reason the parody has lyrics like
I cry, when I see a little bird....
Tears on my pillow....
My river of pain....
Whoops.
Whoops there I go......
Now I'm crying again!
They have totally decided to just surge ahead with their "reunion" even though they're missing a whole band member. I mean, Take That did the same thing, but Robbie Williams is at least famous enough that the fans understand why he doesn't want to be part of commericals like this again, because I know they were a highlight in his long career.
And just in case you thought this was a terrible mistake on behalf of the BSB's record company: EXHIBIT D.


LOL.
Boytown are the best. If you haven't seen this movie, GO. Go now. (to your local Blockbuster that is, its not showing at the movies anymore.) Youtube have a few of their "videos" if you search BoyTown.

Psst I'm not alone!
-> Exhibit E- comments from "fans"
Will S.:
Someone please tell these "boys" that melodramatic power ballads died in 1999. There's nothing innovative in this album. It's the same cheese fest of pop songs they used to sing back in the day. Too much drama and sugar it makes me nauseous. I hate to admit this, but Britney's new album is a hundred times better than this***. At least she doesn't take herself too seriously when it comes to pop songs.
***Sadly I agree here. Someone's done something right with that album, its irritatingly catchy.
Brian Shine
..Backstreet Boys, please, shoot more interest videos. Inconsolable its too much boring. ..

2 kindred spirits ~ This bugs them too!:

Tommy Boy said...
February 01, 2008 1:18 PM

I know that things are grim, you've got the painters in, but i am sensetive to you're SPECIAL TIME OF THE MONTH, SPECIAL TIME OF THE MONTH.

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You love me, even though I'm sporting, Two love handles.
You love me, even though I'm wearing, socks and sandles.

Dataceptionist said...
February 01, 2008 3:08 PM

how's your pendulum coming along Tommy Boy?

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