Bizarre-o!

Paintball Death - Man Dies at Bucks Party
(Eeek)
Man Turns Up Alive at his own funeral
(umm...they didn't check a bit harder?)
Band use digeridoo to get out of speeding fine in US
Duh...we're Australian and clearly not capable of accepting responsibility. Watch every Aussie tourist in the US now get reamed by every State Trooper that pulls them over. So you got a lucky break, its bad manners to go gloating about it now.

**updated**

"Popcorn Lung"- Man Sues after two-bag-a-day popcorn habit
Food Kills.
Body parts sold by Surgeon, replaced with PVC pipe
Its like something out of CSI! In fact I'm SURE CSI or Law & Order have done this plot.