modelling prowess. Yeh right.



Yesterday a had a chat with a bride about how scary some bridemodels look now. Take this girl above, This She-Devil-Bride. But then, I'd be angry with the photographers too if he said to me....

now just pop on the gown, yes Hair looks lovely, we'll just fluff it out here a bit, and could you just pop those almost-Elbow-length-gloves on for me....no no they'll barely be in shot....lovely......

And it's so common now. Far from looking edgy and a cut above, they look stupid and fail to sell their product, because who wants to buy the dress that the girl obviously looks so happy wearing! I'm not saying they should neccessarily look like they're getting married that day, fake enthusiasm is possibly worse, but a pleasant neutral expression would work for me.


Case in point. This girl is like "Isn't it awesome that the photographr has told me to stand in the water! I'm ruining the hem of my dress!!! That's fantastic! And it's freezing! Which Is why I have my shoulders all hunched up like this! Or is that because I'm just so darn excited? Who Cares!" So Fake smiles, not the way to go. I had a great pic of a girl who looked like she was sniffing her armpits, but I couldn't copy it.....So go here to see it! LOL.

3 kindred spirits ~ This bugs them too!:

Never teh Bride said...
June 16, 2006 1:22 PM

They're always sniffing their armpits! And bending every which way. It's...odd.

Riona said...
June 17, 2006 3:55 AM

That's when they're not slumped sulkily on a sofa, or toying with a naked man.

heatheradair said...
June 17, 2006 5:39 AM

And you're right, that dress will be completely ruined after her freezing cold romp-in-the-ocean. what a waste!

hey, rarely notice anyone else that's a big greg iles fan (saw that on your profile) - he's my FAVORITE. have you read "turning angel" yet???

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