True Story or should it be website?

I discovered this site through a blog I found through another blog, but it's all worked out in the end! Moving on- this site has one FAQ-Is this for real. And apparently, it is!(for real)

If Jesus returns tonight, who will feed your pets tomorrow?

What is JesusPets?
Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?
Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?
If you have a non-Christian family member, they might take care of your pet, but if not, have you made any plans? Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?
With the imminent collapse of the global economy and rampant godlessness, even the community shelters will not have the resources to care for your poor, hungry animals. So you need to make preparations.
That’s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are “left-behind.” We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs.


Quite bizarre if you ask me. My particular favourite is "a community of heathen pet-lovers" , It literally states we're heathens! Crazy!
So, if you're concerned about your pet roasting over the camp fires of post-apolcalyptic-Jesus-returns-civilisation, here is your solution.

5 kindred spirits ~ This bugs them too!:

Dataceptionist said...
June 21, 2006 9:11 AM

I'm not sure which direction you're headed in there Riona....

Hey are you getting excited about Saturday? I'm trying to imagine what I'll feel like then!

billylou said...
June 21, 2006 10:33 AM

Wow, all this time I thought I was such an individual and now it turns out I fall right into a category: 'Heathen Pet Lover'.

Ah well. When everyone goes to see Jesus Pix and I will move into Gloria Jeans (it's run by Hillsong y'know) and help ourselves to mocha-chinos and those yummy vanilla slices until the earth explodes in a giant fire ball...

Riona said...
June 21, 2006 2:11 PM

!!!!! = appalled and amazed

riona = getting so excited about seeing friends and family from way back and from far away! I am going to party my ass off. Once I handle the sunburn issue.

You'll be there soon enough ...

Dataceptionist said...
June 21, 2006 2:32 PM

with the sunburn you mean Riona? Hahaha
yeh yeh...136 days....
Hopw did you manage to get sunburnt?

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