Paranoid much?

Me : I really want to get a cat. I'm trying to figure out how to convince M to get one.

Boss: You don't want a cat, they die after ten years

(!!??? First I've heard of this phenomenon)


Me : (Laughing) What, so I should get a dog instead? They don't die?

Boss : No but....just don't get a cat

Me : So this is why you don't have a gf/wife?

Boss : Get a cockatoo, they live for 100 years!

Me : This is how you rationalise your Pet-Free existence....

5 kindred spirits ~ This bugs them too!:

K said...
May 20, 2008 12:49 PM

Buy M one for his birthday.
My problem will be getting H to STOP buying cats. When we buy a house, the cat floodgate will open.

Re your boss - what a random rationalisation!

M said...
May 20, 2008 8:15 PM

K - I don't really know you, but now i don't really like you.

Your boss, despite being a Queensland supporter is still up there in my boks.

P.S. No cats - unless it is one of the ones that looks like a tiger!

Dataceptionist said...
May 21, 2008 9:26 AM

Hahahah DOWN M! No attacking the readers.
K can be forgiven for not knowing that M hates cats, hence why we don't already have one.

And we looked into the mini-tiger option and apparently they're really nasty as pets.

K said...
May 21, 2008 3:03 PM

M - I have other qualities! You'll learn to love me!

Reanan said...
May 22, 2008 8:28 PM

WEIRD? What does he think about his own exsistance? He does realise he will die?

Re mini tiger, Yes I told you that and it's 100% true...

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